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Three hours sat in a waiting room surrounded by whining old Eastern Europeans.

Then eye tests, having exceedingly bright light shone into my eyes, finding out I am colourblind now in my right eye due to the fact that it has deteriorated so much.

It also appears that my suspicions about needing a…

Arse, wank and willies.

I am terrified of going to the optician for this reason - I’m scared they’re going to say my eyes are turning into jelly and I’m going to go blind in five years and I’ll never be able to use a computer ever again and… Oh God. 

Eyes are scary.