January 2012
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iSay...: Monday. →
isay:
Three hours sat in a waiting room surrounded by whining old Eastern Europeans.
Then eye tests, having exceedingly bright light shone into my eyes, finding out I am colourblind now in my right eye due to the fact that it has deteriorated so much.
It also appears that my suspicions about needing a…
Arse, wank and willies.
I am terrified of going to the optician for this reason -...
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I am dying of a cold, and it's cold.
Sniff.
…and life can be as important as death but so mediocre when there’s no air, no...
– (via betheriel)
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Christmas Caramel Apples
A little invention by me, this is a kind of Christmas take on toffee apples, but with the addition of some other Crimbo classics like cloves and mandarin oranges, all smothered in a lovely caramel sauce. It’s perfect served with custard or cream or simply on its own.
Ingredients:
2 cups granulated sugar
2 large cooking apples
10 cloves
Half a cup of freshly squeezed lemon juice
2...
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My Little Empire: i hate when someone has died... →
culture-slut:
i hate when someone has died (famous or not obviously this hasn’t happened with a non-famous person before lol anyway) and you’re suddenly supposed to like them even if you hated them before. no. like amy winehouse suddenly everyone is like aww amy! and im there thinking did you actually like her…
Brilliant. I thought exactly this about Steve Jobs when he died.
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Jesus Quintana: You ready to be fucked, man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we’re gonna fuck you up. The Dude: Yeah, well, you know, that’s just, like, your opinion, man. Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I’ll take it away from you, stick it up...
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Office Christmas Party Outfit
H&M Slip (Yes, it is a nightie, well spotted) and seriously battered but seriously high Zara ankle boots. I am satisfied. Bring on the free booze and buffet. OMG. A buffet. Read my thoughts on buffets here.
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That horrible moment when...
…you look out of the window and see that all your lovely flowers have frozen up and died.
Winter is shit.
We routinely do things that just five years ago would scarcely have made sense...
– Charlie Brooker: the dark side of our gadget addiction | Technology | The Guardian (via isay)
This, all of this.
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